Nursery Rhymes (for adults)

(To the nursery rhyme and tune of There Was an Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe)

 

There Was an Old Lady Who Lived with a Slew

There was an old lady who lived with a slew.
She had so many children that they would drive her cuckoo.
She scooped out their eyes and then they all died.
Claimed post-partum psychosis now she just cries.

(To the nursery rhyme and tune of Little Miss Muffett)

 

Little Miss Meth-head

Little Miss Meth-head sat on her day bed, puffing her life away.
Along came a quick glance of life with a new chance.
Miss Meth-head just smoked anyway.

(To the nursery rhyme and tune of Little Jack Horner)

 

Little Bitch Whore ‘er

Little Bitch Whore ‘er went to the corner selling her own “cream pie.”

For tricks and dollars man she would hollar when that pimp would black her eye.

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