The kind of warmth that makes you want to take your shirt off
Rays hot enough to darken your skin
On the hottest summer day one can cook an egg on a sidewalk
I invented the. . . .
FUN in my sons voice while making up words for Curious George
The Mallet Jerry used to hit Tom in the head
Where’s the kid with the cutest voice to read this
I invented him or her
How do I say this without coming off as (a) God?
I invented good feelings
Like ejaculation
Laughter
That g-force feeling from roller coasters
I invented teddy bears won at carnivals and the smell of funnel cake there
Foot massages
Lazer hair removal
I invented funny Super Bowl commercials
“….keep ya hands off my mama. Keep ya hands off my Dorito’s.”
I now invented the doubt in your mind
I can dream too. . . .can’t I?
KonciouSLea Written with lies
2/30 NaPoWriMo 2013 ©